i'd rather state the obvious

Whoa, that is a green shirt. I say stuff like that all the time. Stuff that meets the eye and doesn’t need to be said.

I remember driving to our apartment in Indianapolis for the very first time. We drove down 86th street and all I could do was state the obvious by reading every single store front sign as if I’d lived in a cave my entire life. Panera Bread! Trader Joes! Hardees! Pier One!

I’m guilty of doing that exact same thing when we’re on vacation. I’ll just read signs for no apparent reason.

I stopped by Marsh for the 2nd time in one day because I was reprimanded by the first Marsh. Only one coupon per transaction. Blah, blah, blah. I should’ve said just give me my $.88 cent eggs and no one gets hurt; however, that sounds dangerously close to breaking the law. I didn’t have the energy to run a second transaction nor debate the cashier, thus the second trip to Marsh. None of this really has anything to do with my obvious statements, but I’m kind of braggy and $.88 cent eggs are a pretty good deal. Nevermind the full price items that I picked up with the $.88 cent eggs that completely negated the savings. Dang you Marsh. You win. The “sale” worked.

Is it too much of a stretch to blame the food poisoning for my ramblings?

So I walked into Marsh and big heavy flakes of snow were falling from the sky. I’d already seen the snow for a good 5-6 minutes on my drive to the grocery store, so really it was no surprise. Just before I entered the double doors I verbally say, “it’s snowing outside.” There was no audience. I was completely by myself. I have no idea who I was talking to. I was just stating the obvious.

Is it obvious that I’m going crazy? Maybe I had mad cow disease. Although, I did just finish reading Saving CeeCee Honeycutt and I could be channeling Camille.

This picture is black and white. The End.